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Three Truly Shitty Startups (read aloud by Reilly)
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Three Truly Shitty Startups (read aloud by Reilly)

Meet the companies hell bent on getting you to poop differently

Silicon Valley loves to disrupt everything—including your bathroom routine. In this wry deep dive, we explore three VC-funded startups determined to become #1 at changing how you #2:

🚽 Squatty Potty – The footstool that made posture a pooping priority (with the help of a unicorn).
🌱 Who Gives a Crap – Eco-friendly toilet paper that’s also a mystery of capitalism.
💦 Tushy – The bidet that’s changing butts and baffling Google searches.

From absurd marketing to questionable business models, this essay unpacks the surprisingly cutthroat world of "poop tech"—because even your bathroom habits aren’t safe from disruption.

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