reviews

Watch Now or Repent Later

Yes, Ryan Coogler's Sinners lives up to the hype

May 23 •

No Mud, No Lotus (read aloud by Reilly)

In season 3 of The White Lotus, the vibes are immaculate, but the stakes are imaginary

Apr 14 •

No Mud, No Lotus

In Season 3 of The White Lotus, the vibes are immaculate, but the stakes are imaginary

Apr 11 •

Where's the Beef?

How The Bear became unbearable TV in less than one season

Feb 13 •

Where's the Beef? (read aloud by Reilly)

How The Bear became unbearable TV in less than one season

Feb 13 •

Muddying the Waters (read aloud by Reilly)

Is MUD WTR's marketing the most appetizing thing about it?

Feb 10 •

12 Angry Cardinals

Why Conclave is a surprisingly good movie

Jan 31 •

12 Angry Cardinals (read aloud by Reilly)

Why Conclave is a surprisingly good movie

Jan 31 •

Oughts From the Aughts: Joyeux Noel (Merry Christmas) (2005)

My favorite underrated gems from the 2000s, explained in under 2010 words

Dec 20, 2024 •

Oughts From the Aughts: Lord of War (2005)

My favorite underrated gems from the 2000s, explained in under 2010 words

Aug 16, 2024 •

Cheer Up, Ladies!

The anti-feminist dystopian dance of "America's Sweethearts" on Netflix

Aug 2, 2024 •

Naughts From the Aughts: Final Destination (2000)

Concise warnings about underwhelming films from the 2000s

Jul 12, 2024 •

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